The story requires build up, narrative
arc, rising tension. A hero’s journey. All that crap. Start with a character we’ll call Bob.
Even as a child, Bob wasted a
shitload of time. Picture a large, lumpy, slow kid. An excessive number of
years pass until he even learns how to read, but eventually he discovers the escape
offered by stories. He buries his nose in books, to the detriment of more
useful skills like math. Spelling mystifies him. Maybe he’s autistic or
dyslexic, but those terms haven’t been invented yet. Let’s call him
unprecocious. Still, he enjoys writing stories because that’s the only thing he
does well. Despite all odds, he arrives at college, switching from science to
English, because he's slow at math.
After college he gets a job, then
something called a “career” (synonym for vast
wasteland). He writes a story every couple of years. In the days of manual typewriters,
another draft means hours of frustration and yards of correction tape. Submitting
requires photocopying and going someplace called a Post Office. Mostly he doesn’t
write. Getting started is hard.
Flash forward to the miracles of
word processing, spellcheck, the World Wide Web all shiny and new. In 1999, Salon
magazine, one of the hot new web publications, runs a contest for “Technology
Epigrams for the Internet Age.” Middle-aged Bob submits a jokey one liner:
A
fool and his money are soon automated.
He wins the contest. Publication, sweet
as Mad Dog 20/20 on the tongue of a latent alcoholic. Addictive. Transformative.
The need for more compels Middle-aged
Bob to get up early and fill blank pages, revising the inevitable drivel. He prints
out (word processing!) the results and sends off stories. Checks the mail every
day for those stamped self-addressed envelopes, hoping for scrawled notes of
encouragement on form rejections, saving those. Finally, a story accepted for
publication, something started twenty years prior. Then another online in Carve
(electronic subs!). He joins a writing group, grinds out pages, adopts the
author name Robert P. Kaye because of Google.
Eventually the stories come easier.
Eventually the work becomes necessary as breathing.
Eventually, writing every day
becomes a habit.
He does okay. In spite of a really
slow start. In spite of wasting all that time.
Now it’s just a race against encroaching senility.
That’s how that happened.
I’ve run an open mic reading at Hugo
House in Seattle for almost three years. Works in Progress happens twice a
month. We pack the room and cram thirty plus readers into two and a half hours.
I exhort aspiring writers to get better by writing their brains out, reading
the publications where they want to publish, submitting their work, risking rejection,
celebrating any shred of success. Quite a few do so. Quite a few are getting
published. Some are twenty years old and have more Pushcart nominations than I
do. One just had an article in the New York Times. Yes, I envy them a little
when this happens and wish I’d started younger and done the work. Oh well.
Word processing, electronic subs, and
thousands of lit mags that didn’t exist in the days before MFA programs exploded
making this writer thing so much easier. So if you’re reading this for clues on
how to become a Writer, guess what, there is no secret. Stop wasting time
wringing your hands. Be relentless. Just sit down and fucking do it.
Get at least eight words published.
Rinse and repeat. Even the slow kids can do that.
____________________________________
Robert P. Kaye’s stories have appeared recently in Hobart, Juked, the Dr. T. J.
Eckleburg Review, Beecher’s and
elsewhere. You can see the whole damned list at www.RobertPKaye.com. His
chapbook Typewriter for a Superior Alphabet is published by Alice Blue Press but you
can’t buy it anymore because it’s sold out. Bob runs the Works in Progress
reading at Hugo House and co-founded the mysterious Seattle Fiction Federation.
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